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A man who was caught kicking his son down a skateboard ramp has been banned from a Florida skate park temporarily after a video of the act taken by another skater went viral. The Florida Department of Children and Families is also looking into footage...
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US President Barack Obama ended an Asian tour Tuesday with a warning to China against using force to resolve territorial disputes, and an "ironclad" promise of military support for the Philippines. Obama used an address to US and Filipino troops in Manila to again voice concern over the…
By Peg McEntee PROVO, Utah (Reuters) - A Utah mother accused of killing six of her newborn infants over a decade and stashing their bodies in a garage was charged on Monday with murder in their deaths. Megan Huntsman, 39, made a brief court appearance in Provo, Utah, as the first-degree murder…
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A military wife whose husband was deployed to the Middle East shot her 13-year-old son twice in the head for talking back, authorities said, then returned home and shot her 16-year-old daughter in the face as she studied.
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Sunday's deadly tornadoes that struck throughout the central and southern United States left at least 16 dead and many more injured or dealing with devastating property damage.
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General Motors clearly believes that two is better than one and so has taken the wraps off a pair of special edition ‘Vets: the soft-top Atlantic and the hard-top, hard-nose Pacific. As well as being a convertible, the Atlantic is about comfort and therefore cruising. Chevrolet's marketing…
According to complex voter models and updated theories of voter psychology, we can now state: Democrats are in trouble in 2014, particularly in the close Senate race in North Carolina. Two new reports from The New York Times and The New Republic offer a lot more context to the known travails of the…
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South Korea's coastguard Monday released a video showing the trouserless captain of a sinking ferry scrambling to safety as hundreds remained trapped inside -- a move expected to intensify criticism of the crew over the disaster. The video released Monday showed the open decks of the ship nearly…
TORRANCE, California (AP) — Toyota delivered a surprise pink slip to California on Monday, announcing the company would move its U.S. headquarters and about 3,000 jobs from the Los Angeles suburbs to the outskirts of Dallas.
By David Alexander WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has denied requests by two soldiers to dress and groom themselves according to their religious beliefs under a revised Pentagon policy, a spokesman said on Monday. It also could affect Wiccans and others who obtain tattoos for religious…
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Trainers at Sea World's marine parks began wearing inflatable safety vests Monday whenever they work near killer whales, yet another safety measure implemented after the 2010 death of a trainer who was dragged into a pool by an orca.
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