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This edition was generated on Thu Apr 29 08:45:01 EDT 2010
NEW ORLEANS – A massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is even worse than believed and as the government grows concerned that the rig's operator is ill-equipped to contain it, officials are offering a military response to try to avert a massive environmental disaster along the ecologically fragile U.S. coastline. Full Story »
BEIJING – The Chinese Gymnastics Association says there is no concrete evidence to prove gymnast Dong Fangxiao's age was a problem during competitions in 1999 and 2000, and that they reserve the right to file a challenge after its team was stripped of its bronze medal from the Sydney Olympics. Full Story »
BRUSSELS – European and German officials assured markets they were working quickly on approving a bailout for Greece as they try to keep the country's debt crisis from dragging others into a continent-wide financial meltdown. Full Story »