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This edition was generated on Wed Apr 28 08:45:01 EDT 2010
NEW ORLEANS – The Coast Guard is considering setting fire to a large oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico to keep the mess away from shore as efforts to cap a spewing well fail. Full Story »
LOS ANGELES – Kobe Bryant sometimes thinks the Los Angeles Lakers are an orchestra in need of a conductor. He picked up the baton in Game 5, driving the lane aggressively and defending Oklahoma City's Russell Westbrook with zeal. Full Story »
BERLIN – Germany says it could approve loan aid for Greece as early as May 7 if Athens wraps up its talks with the International Monetary Fund and the European Union quickly enough. Full Story »