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This edition was generated on Fri Apr 18 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

After intimate meeting, pope turns to global audience
AP - 12 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - After a dramatic three days in which he put the country's clergy sexual abuse scandal front and center, Pope Benedict XVI turned his attention Friday to the original purpose of his first U.S. visit as leader of the Roman Catholic Church.

  • Members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints arrive at the Tom Green County Courthouse in San Angelo, Texas, Thursday, April 17, 2008. Child custody hearings for the children taken from the Yearning for Zion ranch in Eldorado, Texas, began Thursday.  (AP Photo/Eric Gay)
    Investigator says girls pregnant in polygamist sect AP - 1 hour, 8 minutes ago

    SAN ANGELO, Texas - After hours of lawyers popping up with similar objections and questions, a custody hearing for 416 children seized from a polygamist sect finally turned to whether they were abused: A child welfare worker said some women at the sect's ranch may have had children when they were minors, some as young as 13.

  • Israeli soldiers operate in the Balata refugee camp in the West Bank town of Nablus, Friday, April 18, 2008. Palestinian Al Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades militants say Israeli troops have killed a leader of their group during a raid on the West Bank city of Nablus. (AP Photo/Nasser Ishtayeh)
    Israel closes off West Bank, Gaza for Passover AP - 1 hour, 2 minutes ago

    JERUSALEM - Israel closed off the West Bank and Gaza for the Jewish Passover holiday on Friday, a day after Gaza militants attacked a vital crossing, raising the possibility of a large-scale Israeli offensive within weeks.

  • Al-Qaida's deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahri, is seen in this  image made from videotape posted on Internet in 2005. (AP Photo/AP Television News/ho)
    Al-Qaida No. 2 al-Zawahri says US options in Iraq all bad AP - 1 hour, 2 minutes ago

    CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida's No. 2 said in an audiotape released Friday that the United States will lose whether it stays in Iraq or withdraws, and he sneered that President Bush just wants to pass the problem on to his successor.

  • This April or May 1911 photo provided by the Library of Congress, shows the hull of the S.S. Titanic. under construction in dry dock. The tragic sinking of the Titanic nearly a century ago can be blamed on low grade rivets that the ship's builders used on some parts of the ill-fated liner, two experts on metals conclude in a new book. (AP Photo/Library of Congress)
    Book by metallurgists blames rivets for Titanic tragedy AP - 1 hour, 5 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - The tragic sinking of the Titanic nearly a century ago can be blamed on low grade rivets that the ship's builders used on some parts of the ill-fated liner, two experts on metals conclude in a new book.

  • The scoreboard tells the story at PETCO Park where the San Diego Padres and Colorado Rockies played 22 innings in their baseball game Thursday April 17, 2008 in San Diego.  The Rockies won the game 2-01 and the game was the longest by innings in Padres' history and was one minute short of the longest by time.    (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi)
    Catch 22: Tulowitzki's double gives Rockies 22-inning win AP - 1 hour, 1 minute ago

    SAN DIEGO - Let's play 2 1/2! Colorado and San Diego did just that Thursday night and into Friday morning, slogging through a 22-inning game that was the longest in the majors in nearly 15 years.

  • Al Qaeda's second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahri in file video footage released in April 2006. Zawahri said in an audio message to mark five years since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq that Washington's war had met with nothing but failure and defeat. (Handout/File/Reuters)
    Qaeda's Zawahri says U.S. war on Iraq a failure Reuters - 26 minutes ago

    DUBAI (Reuters) - Al Qaeda's second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahri said in an audio message to mark five years since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq that Washington's war had brought nothing but failure and defeat.

  • A 5.2 magnitude earthquake rattled eastern Illinois before dawn on Friday, the U.S. Geological Survey said, and television reports showed some minor damage. (Graphics/Reuters)
    Magnitude 5.2 quake rattles Midwest: USGS Reuters - 17 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A 5.2 magnitude earthquake rattled eastern Illinois before dawn on Friday, the U.S. Geological Survey said, and television reports showed some minor damage.

  • Pope Benedict XVI waves as he arrives to lead a mass at the Nationals Park Stadium in Washington April 17, 2008. (Osservatore Romano/Pool/Reuters)
    Pope turns to world issues in U.N. speech Reuters - Fri Apr 18, 1:09 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Pope Benedict turns to world issues on Friday when he addresses the United Nations in New York after three days in Washington overshadowed by the scandal of sexual abuse of minors by U.S. Catholic priests.

  • Former President Jimmy Carter visits the grave of late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat in the West Bank city of Ramallah April 15, 2008. (Atef Safadi/Pool/Reuters)
    Ex-President Carter in Syria to meet Hamas, Assad Reuters - 1 hour, 43 minutes ago

    DAMASCUS (Reuters) - Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter arrived in Damascus on Friday for talks with exiled leaders of Hamas, the Islamist group which he argues should be included in international efforts for Israeli-Palestinian peace.

  • A guard tower of Camp Delta is seen at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Station in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba September 4, 2007. (Joe Skipper/Files/Reuters)
    U.S. to televise Guantanamo trials to 9-11 families Reuters - 4 minutes ago

    GUANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters) - The U.S. military will televise the Guantanamo trial of accused September 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and five other suspects so relatives of those killed in the attacks can watch on the U.S. mainland.

  • Women walk past a campaign poster of Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe at a market in Harare's western suburb of Glen View April 17, 2008. (Philimon Bulawayo/Reuters)
    Mugabe denounces Britain in post-poll speech Reuters - 43 minutes ago

    HARARE (Reuters) - Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe bitterly attacked former colonial ruler Britain on Friday in his first major speech since disputed elections, saying London was paying the population to turn against him.

  • A farmer ties rice stalks in a rice paddy in the mountain slopes of Banaue city, Ifugao province, north of Manila April 16, 2008. (John Javellana/Reuters)
    Rice prices may calm but action still needed: expert Reuters - 1 hour, 41 minutes ago

    MANILA (Reuters) - Galloping world rice prices should start to calm in the next month as fresh crops hit markets, but they will not return to 2007 levels anytime soon due to soaring production costs and rising demand, a top expert said.

  • A beef store worker cuts off South Korean beef bones for a customer at a stock farm products market in Seoul, April 18, 2008. (Jo Yong-Hak/Reuters)
    South Korea relaxes U.S. beef import rules Reuters - 15 minutes ago

    SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korea on Friday agreed to open up to U.S. beef imports after Washington pledged to raise safety standards, boosting prospects for a sweeping trade deal ahead of a summit between leaders of the allies later in the day.

  • Zimbabwean oppostion leader Morgan Tsvangirai gestures during an interview in Johannesburg on April 17. Tsvangirai is set to be absent from independence day celebrations, having been accused by President Robert Mugabe's government of "treason" after he allegedly courted Britain to intervene militarily in its former colony.(AFP/Gianluigi Guercia)
    Mugabe rounds on critics, silent on poll outcome AFP - 14 minutes ago

    HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe came out fighting on Friday in his first major speech since disputed polls, fending off criticism over his rights record and accusing Britain of stirring up unrest.

  • Pope Benedict XVI conducts mass at National Stadium on April 17, in Washington, DC. The pontiff turned to diplomacy with a scheduled speech at the United Nations to champion human rights, as the highlight of a US visit marked so far by his unprecedented attention to the pedophile priest scandal.(AFP/Pool/File/Vincenzo Pinto)
    Pope champions human rights in UN address AFP - 1 hour, 4 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (AFP) - Pope Benedict XVI turned to diplomacy Friday with a scheduled speech at the United Nations to champion human rights, as the highlight of a US visit marked so far by his unprecedented attention to the pedophile priest scandal.

  • Priests of Japanese Buddhist temple Zenkoji hold a news conference in Nagano. The monks have pulled out hosting a ceremony for the protest-marred Olympic torch relay because of China's crackdown in Tibet.(AFP/JIJI PRESS)
    Japanese temple refuses to host Olympic torch AFP - 54 minutes ago

    TOKYO (AFP) - Monks at an ancient Japanese Buddhist temple on Friday pulled out of hosting a ceremony for the protest-marred Olympic torch relay because of China's crackdown in Tibet.

  • A new bird flu vaccine being developed by US researchers could provide broader protection, last longer and be easier to mass produce than existing vaccines. Study author Suresh Mittal (seen in this file photo) and his colleagues used a mutated version of a common cold virus to deliver genes from two types of the deadly H5N1 avian influenza.(AFP/File/Jeff Haynes)
    New bird flu vaccine could last longer, protect more AFP - 1 hour, 21 minutes ago

    CHICAGO (AFP) - A new bird flu vaccine being developed by US researchers could provide broader protection, last longer and be easier to mass produce than existing vaccines.

  • Displaced Sudanese children share a meal at the Sakali Displaced Persons camp in the city of Nyala in Sudan's strife-torn Darfur region in 2007. French President Nicolas Sarkozy has said the war in Darfur has been sparked in part by climate change, and warned global warming could lead to "dozens" more conflicts.(AFP/File/Mustafa Ozer)
    France warns climate change driving war, hunger AFP - 1 hour, 51 minutes ago

    PARIS (AFP) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy on Friday told the world's biggest carbon polluters that global warming was becoming a driver of hunger, unrest and conflict, with the war in Darfur a concrete example.

  • The entrance to Citigroup's office tower in New York, April 2007. US banking giant Citigroup has reported a first-quarter net loss of 5.1 billion dollars, including six billion dollars in write-downs related to the subprime mortgage crises.(AFP/File/Don Emmert)
    Citigroup posts $5.1 bln loss, hit by subprime crisis AFP - 20 minutes ago

    NEW YORK (AFP) - US banking giant Citigroup reported Friday a first-quarter net loss of 5.1 billion dollars, hurt by at least 12 billion dollars in write-downs amid soured subprime investments and rising credit costs.

  • A Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) logo at a branch in London. Britain's RBS is set to raise between five and 12 billion pounds (6-15 billion euros, 10-24 billion dollars) to improve its finances by issuing shares, reports have said.(AFP/File/Shaun cCurry)
    British bank RBS readies massive cash call: report AFP - Fri Apr 18, 5:19 AM ET

    LONDON (AFP) - Britain's Royal Bank of Scotland is set to raise between five and 12 billion pounds (6-15 billion euros, 10-24 billion dollars) to improve its finances by issuing shares, reports said Friday.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • U.S. soldiers from the Alpha Troop, 3-89 CAV walk near a mosque during a patrol in Baghdad's Fadhil district April 16, 2008. (Erik de Castro/Reuters)
    Study says 300,000 U.S. troops suffer mental problems Reuters - Thu Apr 17, 2:15 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - About 300,000 U.S. troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan suffer symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder or depression, but about half receive no care, an independent study said on Thursday.

  • Former President Jimmy Carter visits the grave of late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat in the West Bank city of Ramallah, April 15, 2008. (Atef Safadi/Pool/Reuters)
    Carter calls Gaza blockade a crime and atrocity Reuters - Thu Apr 17, 4:00 PM ET

    CAIRO (Reuters) - Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter called the blockade of Gaza a crime and an atrocity on Thursday and said U.S. attempts to undermine the Islamist movement Hamas had been counterproductive.

  • A pack of riders cycle during the third stage of the Tour of Spain cycling race between Cordoba and Almendralejo August 28 2006. (Dani Cardona/Reuters)
    Vitamin D found to guard against artery disease Reuters - Wed Apr 16, 4:24 PM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vitamin D may protect against an artery disease in which fatty deposits restrict blood flow to the limbs, researchers said on Wednesday.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Catch 22: Tulowitzki's double gives Rockies 22-inning win

AP - 1 hour, 1 minute ago

SAN DIEGO - Let's play 2 1/2! Colorado and San Diego did just that Thursday night and into Friday morning, slogging through a 22-inning game that was the longest in the majors in nearly 15 years.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

Citigroup reports $5.1 billion loss on hefty write-downs

AP - 25 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Citigroup Inc. lost $5.1 billion during the first quarter as poor bets on mortgages and leveraged loans lopped billions of dollars from its investment portfolio.

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Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 18, 2008
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
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Paul Valery (1871 - 1945), Tel Quel 2 (1943)
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "Last Chance to See"
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
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Dorothy L. Sayers (1893 - 1957), Lord Peter Wimsey in "Gaudy Night"

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