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This edition was generated on Tue Apr 8 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

Olympic torch arrives in San Francisco
AP - 1 hour, 2 minutes ago

SAN FRANCISCO - The Olympic torch arrived for its only North American stop amid heavy security Tuesday, one day after its visit to Paris descended into chaos and activists here scaled the Golden Gate Bridge to protest China's human rights record.

  • Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., speaks to reporters aboard the campaign airplane in route from Phoenix, Ariz. to Kansas City, Mo. Sunday, April 6, 2008.  (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
    McCain: Democrats' stance on Iraq flawed AP - Tue Apr 8, 3:42 AM ET

    KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Republican presidential candidate John McCain said that calls from his Democratic rivals to withdraw U.S. forces from Iraq stand as a "failure of leadership" as they are making promises they cannot keep. Democrat Barack Obama said the failure rests with McCain's support for an open-ended occupation of Iraq.

  • Study: Dyslexia differs by language AP - Mon Apr 7, 11:06 PM ET

    WASHINGTON - Dyslexia affects different parts of children's brains depending on whether they are raised reading English or Chinese. That finding, reported in Monday's online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, means that therapists may need to seek different methods of assisting dyslexic children from different cultures.

  • Christine Wright of Hewlett Packard Company holds a new class of miniaturized HP laptops called 'netbooks' in San Francisco, Thursday, April 3, 2008.  The machines are so new the industry hasn't settled on a name for low-cost and scaled-down laptops used primarily for surfing the Internet and performing other basic functions like word processing.  (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)
    HP unveils small laptop for schoolkids AP - 1 hour, 10 minutes ago

    SAN FRANCISCO - One more of the world's biggest technology companies is clamoring to enter the growing market for pint-sized computers targeted mainly for pint-sized customers.

  • Bob Dylan performs as the opening act of the Pawtucket Arts Festival at McCoy Stadium, in this Aug. 24, 2006, file photo, in Pawtucket, R.I. Thanks to Bob Dylan, rock 'n' roll has finally broken through the Pulitzer wall. Dylan, the most acclaimed and influential songwriter of the past half century, who more than anyone brought rock from the streets to the lecture hall, received an honorary Pulitzer Prize on Monday April 7, 2008, cited for his 'profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.'  (AP Photo/Stew Milne, File)
    Bob Dylan wins a Pulitzer prize AP - 56 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Thanks to Bob Dylan, rock 'n' roll has finally broken through the Pulitzer wall. Dylan, the most acclaimed and influential songwriter of the past half century, who more than anyone brought rock from the streets to the lecture hall, received an honorary Pulitzer Prize on Monday, cited for his "profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power."

  • Kansas Jayhawks celebrate with their trophy after defeating the Memphis Tigers for the NCAA Men's championship basketball game in San Antonio, Texas, April 7, 2008. (Joe Mitchell/Reuters)
    Kansas surges past Memphis to NCAA title AP - 2 hours, 23 minutes ago

    SAN ANTONIO - Mario Chalmers' 3-pointer with 2.1 seconds left in regulation put the game in overtime, and Kansas pulled away to a 75-68 victory on Monday night.

  • General David Petraeus, U.S. commander in Iraq, salutes new Iraqi policemen in Baghdad, December 18, 2007. Petraeus presents a long-awaited progress report to Congress on Tuesday but will offer little hope for improved security before a new American president takes over in January. (Thaier al-Sudani/Reuters)
    Petraeus faces presidential candidates Reuters - 22 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The top U.S. commander in Iraq presents a long-awaited progress report to Congress on Tuesday but will offer little hope for improved security before a new American president takes over in January.

  • Policemen arrest a pro-Tibet demonstrator along the way of the Olympic torch relay in Paris, April 7, 2008. (Partrick Kovarik/Pool/Reuters)
    China turns patriotic wrath on Olympics demonstrators Reuters - 1 hour, 20 minutes ago

    BEIJING (Reuters) - China on Tuesday denounced protesters who upstaged Olympic Games torch relays in London and Paris and asked the United States to ensure that the next leg in San Francisco avoids similar mayhem.

  • Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stands at attention during the playing of the national anthem at Tehran's Mehrabad airport, March 14, 2008. (Raheb Homavandi/Reuters)
    Iran says installing 6,000 enrichment centrifuges Reuters - 1 hour, 21 minutes ago

    TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran has started to install 6,000 new centrifuges at its uranium enrichment facility, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Tuesday, an expansion of nuclear work the West fears is aimed at building bombs.

  • Warren Jeffs looks toward the jury in his trial in Utah, September 25, 2007. Texas officials removed more people on Sunday from a ranch belonging to a breakaway Mormon sect linked to jailed polygamist leader Jeffs but have yet to find a young woman whose complaints sparked the raids. (Douglas C. Pizac/Pool/Reuters)
    Over 400 children taken from Texas polygamist ranch Reuters - Mon Apr 7, 11:21 PM ET

    DALLAS (Reuters) - Authorities have now removed 401 children from a remote ranch in west Texas belonging to a breakaway Mormon sect linked to jailed polygamist leader Warren Jeffs, Texas authorities said on Monday.

  • Residents walk past plumes of smoke rising in Baghdad's Sadr City April 7, 2008. (Stringer/Reuters)
    Iraqi cleric threatens end to ceasefire Reuters - 16 minutes ago

    BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraqi Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr threatened on Tuesday to end a ceasefire he imposed on his militia last August, raising the prospect of further violence just as top U.S. officials get set to testify on Iraq's progress.

  • Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ) addresses Veterans' of Foreign Wars guests at National WWI Museum in Kansas City, Missouri April 7, 2008. (Dave Kaup/Reuters)
    Tropical decay blights McCain's Panama birthplace Reuters - 43 minutes ago

    COCO SOLO, Panama (Reuters) - John McCain's birthplace in Panama was an idyllic tropical posting for U.S. sailors that the Republican presidential candidate speaks fondly of but the Caribbean port has crumbled into poverty and decay.

  • A video grab taken from state television shows Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe talking with ZANU-PF politburo members in Harare April 4, 2008. (ZBC via REUTERS TV/Reuters)
    Zimbabwe court hears urgent opposition vote request Reuters - 56 minutes ago

    HARARE (Reuters) - Zimbabwe's High Court ruled on Tuesday it would treat the opposition's application for the immediate release of presidential election results urgently and began hearing arguments in the case.

  • Pakistan's nuclear command stays unchanged: official Reuters - Tue Apr 8, 5:39 AM ET

    ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - The command and control system for Pakistan's nuclear weapons will stay unchanged under the country's new government, made up of opponents of President Pervez Musharraf, an official said on Tuesday.

  • Pro-Tibet protestors shout slogans as they demonstrate at Trocadero place opposite the Eiffel Tower during the Beijing Olympics flame relay on April 7. A senior Olympic official has raised the prospect for the first time of abandoning the international legs of the Beijing Games torch relay, amid a wave of protests targeting the flame overseas.(AFP/Pool/Bertrand Langlois)
    IOC raises prospect of abandoning global torch relay AFP - 34 minutes ago

    BEIJING (AFP) - Olympic chiefs on Tuesday raised the prospect for the first time of abandoning the international legs of the Beijing Games torch relay, amid a wave of protests targeting the flame overseas.

  • Zimbabwean opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai gives a press conference in Harare on April 5. Zimbabwe's opposition has given the green light to pursue a legal bid to force a declaration of the country's presidential election, 10 days on from the poll on Robert Mugabe's future.d.(AFP/File/Alexander Joe)
    Pressure builds for Zimbabwe poll result 10 days on AFP - 1 hour, 52 minutes ago

    HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe's opposition was Tuesday given the green light to pursue a legal bid to force a declaration of the country's presidential election, 10 days on from the poll on Robert Mugabe's future.

  • Warren Jeffs looks on during a preliminary hearing in his case in 2006 in St. George, Utah. Texas state authorities have removed more than 400 children from the secluded, sprawling compound of a polygamist sect, amid allegations of widespread sexual and physical abuse. The sect is called the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and considers Warren Jeffs as its prophet.(AFP/POOL/File/Doug C. Pizac)
    Polygamist compound raid nets 401 children, 133 women AFP - Tue Apr 8, 4:24 AM ET

    ELDORADO, Texas (AFP) - Texas state authorities have removed more than 400 children from the secluded, sprawling compound of a polygamist sect, amid allegations of widespread sexual and physical abuse.

  • Yi So-Yeon, the first South Korean astronaut, has blasted off aboard a Russian rocket bound for the International Space Station, in a historic first for her Asian homeland.(AFP/Alexander Nemenov)
    First Korean astronaut blasts off into space AFP - 27 minutes ago

    BAIKONUR, Kazakhstan (AFP) - South Korea's first astronaut Yi So-Yeon blasted off into space bound for the International Space Station on Tuesday, prompting her mother to collapse with the emotion of the occasion.

  • Nobel Peace Prize-winner and former US vice president Al Gore, pictured in 2007, said Monday that he believes Washington will sign up to a new climate change treaty in Copenhagen in 2009.(AFP/File/Leon Neal)
    Gore convinced US will sign up to new climate treaty in 2009 AFP - Tue Apr 8, 1:01 AM ET

    TORSHAVN (AFP) - Nobel Peace Prize-winner and former US vice president Al Gore said Monday that he believes Washington will sign up to a new climate change treaty in Copenhagen in 2009.

  • Ben Verwaayen, CEO of British Telecom, at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland in January 2007. The company said on Tuesday that Verwaayen would be succeeded by its retail division chief, Ian Livingston in June.(AFP/File/Pierre Verdy)
    British Telecom appoints new chief executive AFP - Tue Apr 8, 5:26 AM ET

    LONDON (AFP) - British telecoms operator BT Group said on Tuesday that its retail division chief, Ian Livingston, is to succeed Ben Verwaayen as chief executive in June.

  • A Eurotunnel train at a terminal in Coquelles, northern France. Eurotunnel, which runs the tunnel under the Channel between Britain and France, reported its first ever annual profit on Tuesday.(AFP/File/Denis Charlet)
    Eurotunnel reports first profit AFP - Tue Apr 8, 3:49 AM ET

    PARIS (AFP) - Eurotunnel, which runs the rail tunnel under the Channel between Britain and France, on Tuesday reported its first annual profit since the giant project opened in 1994.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • Women with a university degree are more likely to marry than their less-educated sisters, according to Australian research released Monday that reverses long-held views about bookish females(AFP/File/Mauricio Lima)
    Smarter women marry, Australian research shows AFP - Mon Apr 7, 3:04 AM ET

    SYDNEY (AFP) - Women with a university degree are more likely to marry than their less-educated sisters, according to Australian research released Monday that reverses long-held views about bookish females.

  • A maid leaves a room after cleaning it at the Home Inn budget hotel in Shanghai January 5, 2008. (Nir Elias/Reuters)
    Husbands create 7 hours of extra housework a week: study Reuters - Fri Apr 4, 6:33 PM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - For married women who can't figure out why they always have so much housework researchers may have the answer -- husbands.

  • A job seeker searches for employment opportunities at an Illinois Employment and Training Center in Arlington Heights, 2004. US employers cut a surprisingly large 80,000 jobs in March, the biggest decline in employment in five years, a government report showed Friday.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Tim Boyle)
    Amid layoff news, many companies are still hiring The Christian Science Monitor - Mon Apr 7, 4:00 AM ET

    New York - From his vantage point, David Winslow does not see a recession or rising unemployment rate. Instead, the founder of a software company in Burlington, Vt., sees a hiring opportunity.

  • Toyota Motor Corp's new Prius hybrid sedan rolls off the production line at the Tsutsumi plant in Toyota City, western Japan after final inspection in this file photo taken on October 2, 2003. Toyota's Prius, a standout with its distinct aerodynamic profile, commanded 51 percent of the U.S. hybrid market in 2007. (Toyota Motor Corp/Handout/Reuters)
    Car makers try to copy green halo of Prius Reuters - Mon Apr 7, 8:18 PM ET

    DETROIT (Reuters) - When Tom Weatherbee swapped his minivan for a Toyota Prius hybrid two years ago, he was mostly hoping to save money at the gas pump.

  • Guests enjoy last courses of their lavish feast with live music at a Thai luxury hotel in Bangkok, on April 5. Despite a moral snub from several star French chefs, a Thai luxury hotel group ploughed ahead with a meal it claimed would help bridge the divide between the rich and poor.(AFP/File/Saeed Khan)
    Well-heeled foodies get a taste of Thai poverty AFP - Sun Apr 6, 2:48 AM ET

    BAN TATIT VILLAGE, Thailand (AFP) - Despite a moral snub from several star French chefs, a Thai luxury hotel group ploughed ahead with a meal it claimed would help bridge the divide between the rich and poor.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Kansas surges past Memphis to NCAA title

Kansas Jayhawks celebrate with their trophy after defeating the Memphis Tigers for the NCAA Men's championship basketball game in San Antonio, Texas, April 7, 2008. (Joe Mitchell/Reuters)
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Reuters
AP - 2 hours, 23 minutes ago

SAN ANTONIO - Mario Chalmers' 3-pointer with 2.1 seconds left in regulation put the game in overtime, and Kansas pulled away to a 75-68 victory on Monday night.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

AMD cuts follow Intel restructuring

AP - Tue Apr 8, 12:59 AM ET

SAN FRANCISCO - Advanced Micro Devices Inc.'s plans to jettison 10 percent of its work force are the latest sign that the seesaw battle between semiconductor rivals Intel Corp. and AMD has taken its toll on both companies.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Lateshow Top Ten List

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 8, 2008
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
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Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892), "Song of Myself"
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Comedy Central Presents

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