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This edition was generated on Fri Apr 4 08:45:01 EDT 2008

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General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather


General News Update

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-General News:

A man looks at job listings. A stumbling US economy lost 63,000 jobs in February, according to a shockingly weak report released Friday as the top White House economic adviser warned the economy could shrink.(AFP/GETTY IMAGES/File)
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Employers slashed 80,000 jobs in March AP - 4 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Employers nervous about diminishing business prospects slashed 80,000 jobs in March, the most in five years and the third straight month of losses.

  • A tree lays across a car at a home in Little Rock, Ark., early Friday, April 4, 2008. A tornado hit parts of Little Rock and its suburbs Thursday, injuring an unknown number of people while damaging businesses and downing trees and power lines. (AP Photo/Mike Wintroath)
    Tornado hits central Arkansas AP - 52 minutes ago

    LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - The National Weather Service says an unknown number of people were injured when a tornado swept through the Little Rock, Arkansas, area last night. At the North Little Rock Airport, the tornado destroyed a hangar and several small planes and left several others flipped over onto their wings.

  • Britain seeks pedophiles Facebook ban AP - 54 minutes ago

    LONDON - The British government wants to ban convicted pedophiles from using social networking Web sites such as Facebook, the Home Office said Friday.

  • Grammy-nominated rapper Remy Ma exits Manhattan criminal court following her hearing, in this Dec. 5, 2007, file photo in New York. Grammy-nominated rapper Remy Ma hopes her fan base will count in the courtroom when she is to be sentenced for shooting a woman outside a nightclub. Ma is being held without bail until her sentencing, set for April 23, 2008. She faces up to 25 years in prison. (AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano, file)
    Rapper Remy Ma plans NYC jail nuptials AP - 1 hour, 32 minutes ago

    NEW YORK - Rapper Remy Ma isn't letting jail derail her wedding plans. The Grammy-nominated artist aims to marry her fiance, fellow rapper Papoose, at the city's Rikers Island jail while she awaits her sentencing for shooting a friend she suspected of stealing $3,000, lawyer Ivan Fisher said.

  • Hawk swoops, attacks girl at Fenway Park AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago

    BOSTON - Once again, an A-Rod got an unfriendly welcome from the home of Red Sox Nation. This time, it was 13-year-old Alexa Rodriguez and not the Yankees All-Star third baseman Alex Rodriguez. She was touring Fenway Park on a school trip Thursday and was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp. Rodriguez wasn't seriously hurt.

  • Atlanta Braves Matt Diaz (23) breaks up a double play after being forced out at second base by Pittsburgh Pirates shortstop Jack Wilson on Mark Koitsay's ground ball in the sixth inning of a baseball game on Thursday, April 3, 2008, in Atlanta. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)
    Nady, Pirates beat Braves in 10 innings AP - 1 hour, 14 minutes ago

    ATLANTA - Xavier Nady drove in Nyjer Morgan with a 10th-inning single and the Pittsburgh Pirates beat the Atlanta Braves 4-3 on Thursday night.

  • Construction workers in Washington in a file photo. The U.S. employers cut payrolls for a third month in a row in March, slashing 80,000 jobs for the biggest monthly job decline in five years as the economy headed into a downturn, government data on Friday showed. (Kamenko Pajic/File/Reuters)
    U.S. economy sheds 80,000 jobs in March Reuters - 12 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. employers cut payrolls for a third month in a row in March, slashing 80,000 jobs for the biggest monthly job decline in five years as the economy headed into a downturn, government data on Friday showed.

  • Democratic presidential candidates Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) (L) and Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) arrive on the stage at the Texas Democratic Party's presidential candidates debate at the University of Texas at Austin in Austin, Texas, February 21, 2008. (John Gress/Reuters)
    Clinton and Obama spar over long Democratic contest Reuters - Fri Apr 4, 1:10 AM ET

    PITTSBURGH (Reuters) - Depending on who is talking, Hillary Clinton should either drop out of the race for the U.S. Democratic presidential nomination for the good of the party or fight on because all voters have a right to be heard.

  • Lieutenant General David Petraeus testifies to the Senate Armed Forces Committee about his nomination to be general and commander of the Multi-National Forces in Iraq at a hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, January, 23, 2007. (Joshua Roberts/Reuters)
    Petraeus to update Congress on Iraq Reuters - Fri Apr 4, 2:11 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Gen. David Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, will not promise Congress large troop withdrawals beyond July, saying it is too soon to make decisions about the second half of the year, defense officials say.

  • Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ) delivers remarks at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland April 2, 2008. (Jason Reed/Reuters)
    King still roils U.S. politics 40 years after death Reuters - Fri Apr 4, 1:18 AM ET

    MEMPHIS (Reuters) - Forty years after Martin Luther King Jr. was shot to death in a racially charged assassination, the civil rights leader is still roiling American politics.

  • A pedestrian passes in front of the Federal Reserve Building in Washington January 22, 2008. (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
    Fed officials play down rate cut expectations Reuters - 2 minutes ago

    PALO ALTO, California (Reuters) - For the second time this week, a senior Federal Reserve official conceded the United States economy could slip into recession, but suggested the central bank should wait to see if more rate cuts are needed.

  • Russian President Vladimir Putin arrives at the NATO summit in Bucharest April 4, 2008. (Mihai Barbu/Reuters)
    Putin happy U.S. heard its missile shield concerns Reuters - 3 minutes ago

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Friday he was encouraged that Washington had listened to Russian concerns about the planned U.S. missile shield site and said discussions would continue.

  • London police following a raid related to the thwarted bomb plot to blow up aircraft in mid-flight, August 10, 2006. (Stephen Hird/Reuters)
    Aircraft bombings in "revenge for Iraq": court Reuters - 1 hour, 6 minutes ago

    LONDON (Reuters) - Six Britons accused of plotting to blow up at least seven transatlantic airliners recorded martyrdom videos saying the attacks were revenge for the U.S. invasion of Iraq, a London court heard on Friday.

  • A broker watches trades at the morning trading session of the Zimbabwe Stock Exchange in the capital Harare April 3, 2008. (Howard Burditt/Reuters)
    Mugabe's party expects to fight runoff Reuters - 1 hour, 26 minutes ago

    HARARE (Reuters) - The leadership of Zimbabwe's ruling ZANU-PF party met on Friday to decide whether President Robert Mugabe should contest a runoff vote against opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai.

  • A woman walks past the poster of Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe in Harare. Mugabe and top aides thrashed out his survival prospects Friday as the opposition upped pressure for presidential poll results to be declared after its parliamentary victory.(AFP/Alexander Joe)
    Mugabe gathers top lieutenants after parliament poll defeat AFP - 18 minutes ago

    HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and top aides thrashed out his survival prospects Friday as the opposition upped pressure for presidential poll results to be declared after its parliamentary victory.

  • Russian President Vladimir Putin arrives to attend the NATO-Russia Council meeting in Bucharest, Romania. Putin has started a tense summit with NATO leaders amid mounting tensions over US anti-missile defence plans and the alliance's expansion toward Russian territory.(AFP/Dimitar Dilkoff)
    Tensions rise at Russia-NATO summit AFP - 2 hours, 28 minutes ago

    BUCHAREST, April 4, 2008 (AFP) - Russia's President Vladimir Putin on Friday started a tense summit with NATO leaders amid mounting tensions over US anti-missile defence plans and the alliance's expansion toward Russian territory.

  • Delegants attend the opening session of the Bangkok Climate Change Talks conference on March 31. More than 160 nations are working to clear the initial hurdle in drafting an ambitious new treaty on global warming, expected for the first time to consider rising emissions from planes and ships.(AFP/File/Saeed Khan)
    Nations inch towards new climate deal AFP - 22 minutes ago

    BANGKOK, April 4, 2008 (AFP) - More than 160 nations are working Friday to clear the initial hurdle in drafting an ambitious new treaty on global warming, expected for the first time to consider rising emissions from planes and ships.

  • A man holds a placard encouraging people to stop domestic violence. Injuries inflicted to women by violent male partners extends well beyond the short term, according to a 10-nation survey of domestic violence released on Friday.(AFP/File/Adek Berry)
    Domestic violence exacts lasting toll on women: UN study AFP - Fri Apr 4, 1:05 AM ET

    PARIS (AFP) - Injuries inflicted to women by violent male partners extends well beyond the short term, according to a 10-nation survey of domestic violence released on Friday.

  • A man fills a glass with water from a fountain. Drinking enough to quench your thirst is sufficient for the body's needs, and there is no evidence to support the common advice to drink eight glasses of water a day, a study said Thursday.(AFP/File/Jacques Demarthon)
    Study pours cold water on drinking eight glasses a day AFP - Fri Apr 4, 1:07 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (AFP) - Drinking enough to quench your thirst is sufficient for the body's needs, and there is no evidence to support the common advice to drink eight glasses of water a day, according to a new study.

  • French state-owned electricity and nuclear power group EDF might bid to takeover British Energy, valued at 8.8 billion euros.(AFP/File/Bertrand Guay)
    EDF might make takeover bid for British Energy AFP - 1 hour, 43 minutes ago

    PARIS (AFP) - French state-owned electricity and nuclear power group EDF might bid to takeover British Energy, valued at 8.8 billion euros, the La Tribune economy newspaper reported here on Friday.

  • The former chief executive of Swiss bank UBS said he had launched a campaign to break up the company, which has been hit hard by the US subprime crisis, and make sweeping changes to the board.(AFP/File/Fabrice Coffrini)
    UBS under attack as former head urges investment bank sale AFP - 1 hour, 14 minutes ago

    ZURICH (AFP) - Embattled Swiss banking giant UBS faced calls for its break up on Friday as its former boss called for the sale of the troubled investment banking unit and the head of its newly installed chairman.

Most Popular Top Stories

  • File photo shows Oprah Winfrey in Los Angeles, California, February 3, 2008. (Danny Moloshok/Reuters)
    Pregnant man tells Oprah: It's a miracle Reuters - Thu Apr 3, 12:43 PM ET

    CHICAGO (Reuters) - A transgender man who is six months pregnant said in an interview aired by Oprah Winfrey on Thursday that he always wanted to have a child and considers it a miracle.

  • A model is carried on the shoulders of two other models as she displays a diamond-studded thong during Viva La Eve by Triumph at the Singapore Fashion Festival April 3, 2008. The thong, valued at S$168,000 ($121,106), is decorated with 30-carat diamonds. (Vivek Prakash/Reuters)
    Diamond thong the highlight of Singapore show Reuters - Thu Apr 3, 9:23 AM ET

    SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A diamond thong worth S$168,000 ($122,000) was the highlight of a lingerie fashion show in Singapore on Thursday.

  • A sneaker store in China's southern city of Guangzhou February 17, 2008. A recent poll has found that people who buy three pairs of sneakers or more a year are far more likely to be a leadership type that other people. (Joseph Chaney/Reuters)
    Always buying sneakers? It's the sign of a leader: poll Reuters - Tue Apr 1, 9:50 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Got a passion for buying sneakers? It could be a good sign, with a poll finding that people who buy three pairs of sneakers or more a year are far more likely to be a leadership type than other people.

  • Study pours cold water on drinking eight glasses a day AFP - Fri Apr 4, 1:07 AM ET

    WASHINGTON (AFP) - Drinking enough to quench your thirst is sufficient for the body's needs, and there is no evidence to support the common advice to drink eight glasses of water a day, according to a new study.

  • Greek Cypriot soldiers in plainclothes remove a post on Ledra Street in Nicosia early April 3, 2008. Ledra Street, a barricaded street which has symbolised Cyprus's ethnic partition for decades, opened on Thursday. (Yiorgos Karahalis/Reuters)
    Cypriots tear down barricades on division symbol Reuters - Thu Apr 3, 3:56 AM ET

    NICOSIA (Reuters) - Greek and Turkish Cypriots pulled down on Thursday barricades separating them for half a century on Ledra Street, a thoroughfare which has come to symbolize partition on war-divided Cyprus.

Sports News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Sports:

Bengals cut WR Henry after arrest

AP - Thu Apr 3, 4:53 PM ET

CINCINNATI - Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry lost his job while in jail awaiting arraignment on assault charges on Thursday.

Business News

Yahoo! Reuters Headlines-Business:

A man looks at job listings. A stumbling US economy lost 63,000 jobs in February, according to a shockingly weak report released Friday as the top White House economic adviser warned the economy could shrink.(AFP/GETTY IMAGES/File)
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Employers slashed 80,000 jobs in March

AP - 4 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Employers nervous about diminishing business prospects slashed 80,000 jobs in March, the most in five years and the third straight month of losses.

Miscellaneous Daily Stuff

Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 4, 2008
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
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Charles De Gaulle (1890 - 1970), in "Les Mots du General", 1962
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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Tom Robbins (1936 - )
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Unpopular Essays (1950), "Outline of Intellectual Rubbish"

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